I'm not a taxi cab driver, a variety store clerk or a gas station attendant

I don't go to fleamarkets,
I don't worship elephants,
And I don't eat with my hands.

And I don't know Akhbar, Rampreet or Mohammed from Brampton,
Although I'm certain they're very smelly people.
I eat roti....not pita.
I don't only shower once a week,
I believe in discounts, not full price.

And I pronounce it WHAT, not VHAT.
I can proudly fly my country's flag out of my car during a
terrorist siege.

A turban IS an article of clothing
Spicy foods ARE betther than mild foods
I don't eat curry everyday,
only mondays, tuesdays, wednesdays, thursdays, fridays, and saturdays.

And it IS pronounced Gaun-dee,not Gun-dee ,GAUN-dee !!

Pakistan IS a third world country,
The first nation of Cricket
And the BEST part of the middle east!!

My name is Rajiv
AND I AM PAKISTANI!!!!

* - CANADIANS ROCK!!! n' if this rant is insulting 2 ya, i'm sorry, k? i am not rascist, n' u better not be either...

grazie.

* - CANADIANS ROCK!!! n' if this rant is insulting 2 ya, i'm sorry, k? i am not rascist, n' u better not be either...